According to a probable cause affidavit, a trusted police informant identified Memphis Grizzlies player Zach Randolph as a major marijuana supplier in Indianapolis, 6News' Jack Rinehart reported.Look, he's just turning the money he makes playing basketball into a profit-making business. Is he not just pursuing the American Dream? Is this not just our free market at work?
All right, so there are no charges yet, but still. Poor bastard.
Okay, okay. On a quasi-serious note, this is another example of why pot should be legalized. Why should idiots like Zach Randolph ruin things for the rest of us?
"Uh, what do you mean by 'us,' sir?"
"Ahem ... uh ... um, nothing. Nothing at all ... Ahem."
(WRTV Indianapolis via Deadspin)